Does he come blessed with peculiar insights that afford him an elevated perspective on this particular issue? Is he divinely inspired? Is he some sort of precocious savant? Is he preternaturally gifted? Or does he just think that is the case? More to the point, is he one of those typical “know-it-alls” who claims mental supremacy on every subject in the Universe when there is no empirical evidence—None whatsoever!—to suggest he is cerebrally equipped in such a manner? That’s the critical question begging to be addressed before we can move forward and solve the pressing issue lying before us, that is, if a workable solution does in fact exist. We can’t just gullibly rely upon his words and exaggerated claims for validation. Uh uh. No. Null set. That would prove to be an egregious, unforgivable mistake if his words and attendant edicts turn out to be no more grounded in bedrock than a house built upon spindly stilts. Is he the real deal or a fumbling, feckless, fuckish fraud? THAT, My Breathlessly Waiting Brothers and Sisters, is the million-dollar question for today, and the whole success of our cooperative project hinges on answering this crucial query correctly.
