…..what are you waiting for exactly? Is there a better time to do what obviously needs to be done? Huh?! Well…..IS THERE?! I think not too! So get your fat, lazy ass in gear this very instant and do what needs to be done! Enough already with the goddamned all-day procrastinating! An important job is waiting for you and, trust me, time by nature is NOT a connaturally patient entity! Time doesn’t stop moving simply because you do, nor will it ever. Hence go do the work now and get it over with, lest someone else or—more likely—fate intervenes and ultimately denies you the opportunity. Yes, distilled down to its barest essence, that’s actually what this whole fucking dynamic inherently represents: A sublime opportunity, and if you don’t grab the elaborately disguised opportunity by the horns right now and wrestle it to the ground and pin its shoulders to the mat you’ll then have a lot of explaining to do to Someone far greater than myself and your exasperated friends and family members waiting back home…..
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