- …..he found through years of trial and error that it was best to go to bed at night feeling hungry. In lieu of doing so, he had learned from painful experience that fatness would creep up on a body over time and sneakily take up permanent residence in same without ever bothering to introduce itself or ask permission. And in collaboration with this finding, he also realized the most beautiful sound in the world was hearing and feeling a growling stomach in the morning when he awoke from his nighttime slumber. That noise signified his oversized corporeality was pleading for calories to support its basic functions, but in the interim it was conspicuously announcing that it would be burning off some of those repugnant fat cells leavened throughout his body before a next meal might be forthcoming. Thank God at least fat cells stand at the very back of the necessity queue and are consequently the first buggers that are sacrificed when imminent starvation comes calling; they deserve no better fate! Such is obviously a beneficial thing…..a healthful thing…..a good thing to be grateful for…..
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