…..the sky split open, thunder roared, and the Most Almighty God overseeing the length and breadth and depth of our most peculiar cosmos descended to Earth from the heavens astride a lightning bolt that was encased in a blazing cloud of glory, only to be arrested minutes later by vigilant local law enforcement officials, summarily thrown in jail, and booked for disorderly conduct and creating a public spectacle. Next He was appointed a public defender in accordance with established legal protocol, since the eccentric fellow claimed to have no money for staging a viable defense if His weird transgression was ever brought to trial…..
Fred's Soapbox 