NOTE: The following jokes are original and copyrighted.
My youngest daughter and I stopped by Silver Lake in Rochester for a brisk walk around that murky body of water. Some ignoramus was feeding the resident ginormous gaggle of geese dried-up bread in the lake’s parking lot, thus snarling traffic that was attempting to drive through the asphalt rectangle. I was peeved about that situation, but my uber-compassionate daughter was more concerned about another subject. She indicated in a forceful volley of words that bread was not good sustenance and an ill-advised foodstuff for geese. I wondered aloud why this might be so. My daughter retorted in a hostile tone of voice that didn’t invite further discussion, “Well, bread just tastes really crumby to them!!”
Didya year about the diner who was grossly overcharged at a cannibal restaurant? The whole experience ended up costing him an arm and a leg!
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