I Will Not Beg

I will ask, but I will not beg.  I don’t beg………..    I will plead, I will implore, I will beseech, I will coax, I will cajole, I will wheedle, I will inveigle, I will entreat…..but I will never EVER beg!  Begging is unbecoming of a dignified human being, and anyone who expects said as a precondition for doing ANYTHING is woefully misguided and a classless, scurrilous miscreant scraped from the dark, murky bottom of a putrid whiskey barrel. Dogs beg, squirrels beg, chipmunks beg, sparrows beg, gerbils beg, questions beg, pardons beg…..but humans…..humans should NEVER be asked to beg for anything. Period.