Trapdoor

The sagest advice EVER to anyone under forty years of age:  When ya could’ve……..YA SHOULD’VE!  Truly!!!  The physical capabilities and robustness and stamina of youth only last for a relatively short period of time, therefore do not take those priceless commodities for granted when you stand in proud possession of them.  Use ‘em often when you’re a “kid”—Use ‘em just as often as you possibly can!—and use ‘em a lot too! More than common sense and discretion and our old friend healthy moderation would ever dictate; overuse is not a factor that should even be considered.  Cuz when they’re gone, trust me……they’re gone for good!  SAYANORA, BOYS AND GIRLS!  OUT THE WINDOW!!! Fading youth is a trapdoor we all fall through from which escape is not possible. But if you’re one of those obstinate individuals who happens to have a bellicose streak running through you a mile wide and consequently don’t wanna trust my advice on this subject, I would strongly encourage you to conduct a speedy survey down at your nearest nursing home.  I‘ll bet one hundred dollars hard cash—One thousand dollars?—that you’ll discover the superannuated fossils hanging out at those long-range hospices will stand in near unanimous agreement with my frank assessment.