Gehenna

……like most obnoxious know-it-alls, he actually knew very little but for some inscrutable reason believed otherwise; in his warped mind he was a canny savant, with his knowledge base extending to nearly every subject imaginable and then others beyond that as well.  And so, akin to most confirmed know-it-alls, the fat, intrinsically detestable poseur was utterly unbearable to be around and one would take egregious, exorbitant steps to merely avoid his presence for any appreciable length of time.  Sometimes that simple strategy worked out fine, but other times it failed miserably and you were then left stranded alone in his orbit, alternately feigning polite listening to his ridiculous sermons and rants but more often ruing the gods of fate for having put Lil Ol’ U in such an odious, repulsive situation even as you desperately sought some halfway plausible excuse to extricate yourself from his shitty presence…..