If not here…..where??? If not now…..when????? If not me and you…..who??? All relevant questions, these, and all must be suitably answered before you can cavalierly walk away from a pressing dilemma without lifting a single finger to address it. But if fashioning convenient excuses is your standard modus operandi and you never like to get involved in others’ business because you might run into—Gasp!!!—messy complications, now is the time to speak up and swiftly remove your sorry carcass from these premises, okay? You’re either with us or you’re not; you cannot be both. You cannot be split down the middle. You cannot be cut in two. Trust me, we’ll get by just fine with or without you—preferably without you if your attitude continues to remain so shitty and self-centered and distracting. A friend in need is a friend indeed, and you sure as hell ain’t behaving very friendly right now, Two-faced Asshole! The door out of here is right over there, okay? Why don’t you use it before I lose further patience and provide significant additional boost for your imminent exit with a fast-moving, well-placed foot into the cleavage of your bulging gluteus maximus muscles…..
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