Nothing gets better with age other than cheese, champagne, and fresh cowpies left out under the hot summer sun to ripen into suitable, albeit not ideally aerodynamic, Frisbees. Everything else just grows older and more brittle and more decrepit. More disheveled and more shambolic and more…..just worse overall! Including and especially human bodies and the human spirit, so don’t even THINK about wasting your youth on trivial shit that can be accomplished just as easily much further down the road when your capabilities and faculties become diminished with age. Youth must be served when it is blossoming, otherwise it is irrevocably forfeited. Fried eggs cannot be unfried, sour milk cannot be refreshened, and youth can NEVER be relived despite raucous protestations to the contrary from balding, beer-bellied lechers driving uber-pricey foreign sports cars while caught in the grips of a florid middle-age crisis.
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