- …..what are you waiting for exactly?!?! Is there a better time to do what obviously needs to be done?!?! Huh?!?! Well…..is there?!?! I think not too!!!!! So get your ass in gear right this minute and do what needs to be done!!! Enough already with the goddamned all-day procrastinating!! That important job is waiting for you and, trust me, time by nature is NOT a very patient entity! Time does not stop moving simply because you do. Hence just go and do the work now and get it over with, lest someone else or—more likely—fate intervenes and ultimately denies you the opportunity. Yes, distilled down to its barest essence, that is actually what this whole fucking thing inherently represents: An opportunity, and if you don’t grab that elaborately disguised opportunity by the horns right now and wrestle it to the ground and pin its shoulders to the mat you will then have a lot of explaining to do to Someone far greater than myself or your exasperated friends and family members…..
