- ALL time spent with someone you love a lot or even a little is “quality time”; there are no exceptions to this rule. You don’t have to fly to the moon on Elon Musk’s fancy new rocket ship, purchase front row tickets to see the spectacularly talented Beyoncé perform in person at Madison Square Garden, attend the Super Bowl and sit at the fifty yard line right next to Brad Pitt, or go on an extended two-week winter vacation to the Turks and Caicos Islands to justify calling time spent with a loved one “quality” time. ALL time is created equal (Isn’t each hour sixty minutes long? Isn’t each day here on Earth twenty four hours in length? Don’t the fabulously wealthy, in lockstep accordance with the pauperized, utilize identical methodology for tracking time?) and thus qualifies as quality time. Spending a monstrous amount of money isn’t necessary to match that definition, although unfortunately a plentitude of people evidently believe such is the case and pursuantly subscribe to the theory that more is better and the most is best; anything less is cheap and not worth the effort. Screw that!!! Screw that with a pneumatic impact wrench torqued to 1000 ft./lbs. of pressure!!!! Those phony idiots are just poseurs drowning in insecurity. Time is time; how you choose to spend it and what you perceive as pleasurable is your own fuckin’ business and no one else’s!
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