I am introducing a new feature today spotlighting our neighbors to the east–the Green Bay Packer professional football team together with their bloviating, insufferable fans. This new feature will consist of a popular, well-known Christmas carol as its foundation, but then genetically altered with original, copyrighted lyrics by me focusing on the Green Bay Packer football team and their current plight. I hope you’ll enjoy and be amused by this limited, seasonal offering!
This is the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!
(Traditional Christmas carol sung to the original melody, but with new lyrics created by Fred Blahnik)
This is the most wonderful time of the year!
With Scott Walker jingle-belling
And Republican law-makers shouting “Be of good cheer!”
This is the most wonderful time of the year!
This is the hap-happiest season of all!
With fake holiday greetings and back-stabbing, rancorous meetings
When Mark Murphy comes to call
This is the hap- happiest season of all!
There’ll be Aaron Rodgers for boasting
Mike McCarthy for roasting
And making excuses out in the snow
There’ll be scary Clay Matthews stories
And tales of the glories of
making the play-offs long, long ago….
This is the most wonderful time of the year!
There’ll be much overdrinking
And hearts will be sinking
When Mason Crosby is near
This is the most wonderful time of the year!
There’ll be Aaron Rodgers for boasting
Mike McCarthy for roasting
And making excuses out in the snow
There’ll be scary Clay Matthews stories
And tales of the glories of
making the play-offs long, long ago…..
This is the most wonderful time of the year!
There’ll be much overdrinking
And hearts will be sinking
When Mason Crosby is near
This is the most wonderful time
This is the most wonderful time
This is the most wonderful time
This is the most wonderful time of the yeeeeeeeeeear!!!!!
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