Aging

Nothing gets better with age other than cheese, champagne, and fresh cowpies left out in the hot summer sun to ripen. Everything else just grows more old and more brittle and more decrepit.  Including and especially human bodies and the human spirit, so don’t even THINK about wasting your youth on trivial shit that can be accomplished just as easily much further down the road.  Fried eggs cannot be unfried, sour milk cannot be refreshened, and youth can NEVER be relived.