…..she didn’t believe in the concept of time, inasmuch as prior to the Big Bang everyone–including the scores of prestigious bigwig astrophysicists regularly featured in those esoteric scientific journals no one ever reads–agreed that such a thing couldn’t have possibly existed. And if that were true, how then could such an entity not only exist now…..but arbitrarily rule every facet of life for the human inhabitants who call the small satellite planet Earth home? She didn’t wear a watch on her wrist for that inherently sensible reason, but everyone around her thought it was because she was a comely, strong-willed young lady who was making a powerful fashion statement regarding the silliness of jewelry…..
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