NOTE: The following original, copyrighted joke is off-color in nature. If that brand of humor is personally offensive to you, stop reading at this point!
A father and his rambunctious young son were visiting the local zoo one Saturday morning. The pair stopped by the monkey cage and–Lo and behold!!!–one of the male monkeys inside the enclosure was hunched way over giving itself a blow job and grinning rapturously all the while! The boy stood transfixed for a few seconds as he gawked at the obviously extremely pleasured monkey, before wheeling and addressing his somewhat red-faced father. “Daddy, daddy……..can I do that?! Can I?! CAN I?!?!” he implored while motioning toward the mischievous primate. The father–a real stickler for proper English usage–instinctively moved to correct his son’s faulty grammar. “May I do that, Junior!! May I!!!! MAY I!!!!!!!” The small boy stared at his father with a puzzled expression etched across his confused face. “Gosh, I don’t know, Daddy……..do you think you’re limber enough at your age???”
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