Shock

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“Doctor!! Doctor!!!” the distraught man screamed into the telephone.  “You have to help me!!  I think I’m going into shock!!!  Shock, I tell ya!!!!!”  “SHOCK?!?!”  The confident young doctor’s ears perked up; he was instantly concerned over the mere mention of this grave, life-threatening condition which is chiefly characterized by severe hypotension.  “SHOCK?!?!  Quickly, Sir, calm down and tell me what symptoms make you believe you are going into shock?!”  There was an awkward, pregnant pause on the other end of the phone line before an angry voice finally broke the uncomfortable silence.  “Symptoms???……..HELL!!!!!!…….I’m already in shock, Doctor, yes, that’s right—shock…..total fuckin’ unadulterated shock!!  I just received your most recent bill in the mail……”