Deposit

NOTE:  The following original, copyrighted joke is off-color in nature.  If material like this offends you, do not proceed any further!

A lecherous old man walked into the bank and immediately took notice of the voluptuous, nubile young woman working in a low-cut blouse behind the counter. Trying hard to suppress a grotesque leer, he offered, “Young lady, I would like to make a king-sized deposit today if you would only be so gracious as to assist me.”  “Very well, sir…..would that be into your checking account or your savings account?”  The arrestingly beautiful vixen’s smile was as ingratiating as it was authentic.  The lecher found he could no longer restrain his leer, even as his heart beat ever faster and the fabric of the shabby pants he was wearing tented up embarrassingly in his crotch area.  When next he spoke, the lothario stared unashamedly straight down at the bank teller’s bounteous cleavage.  “Neither of those, sweetheart……that isn’t the type of deposit I had in mind…..”