Lost in Time

…..the moment had carried me here and, to be totally honest, I didn’t have a fuckin’ clue what I was doing; I was just along for the ride. Just along for the ride, I was.  Just along for the ride.  A temporal passenger hopelessly lost in one forlorn corner of the cosmos.  So I stood up perfectly straight and pretended that I was brave and uber-confident and the master of my own destiny–King for a day was I!–even though that was patently absurd and no closer to the truth than seeing a Siberian tiger suddenly renounce meat and switch over to a vegetarian diet……